Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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