we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize