ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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