Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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