no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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