Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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