love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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