no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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