can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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