he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Randomize
