naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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