i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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