Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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