it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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