everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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