just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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