Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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