used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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