Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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