Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
