I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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