just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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