Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Randomize
