How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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