well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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