DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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