shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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