How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Shame is for Republicans.
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