Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
