my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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