either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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