Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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