he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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