we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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