I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
