Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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