This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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