That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
my poor anus
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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