hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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