I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
She bit a glass in half.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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