Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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