I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
A+ Viking dick
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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