From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Verdict: uncircumcised.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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