Dual....:-)
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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