No, you can still breathe under the balls.
operation have a gay friend backfired
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Still dying that you shit outside
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He has the fingertips of a God
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