last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She's not a foreskin expert like you
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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