Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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