god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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