So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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