ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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